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Dance jokes - Lets keep it funny

A pretty goood selection of dance jokes with have found

What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

This mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance. She replied, "Are you kidding?
You are a mushroom!!" And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!!"

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball. W

hat is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite

Where did the hamburger go to dance?
At the Meat ball

Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!

Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says 'twist to open'!

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!

How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!

Where did the computer go to dance? To a disc-o!

What do cows like to dance to? Any kind of moosic they like!
What is good for your soul but not your soles?

Dancing! Why did the dancer cross the road?
Because she had to do it on the other side!

What do ballerinas run on?
Batterie power!

Why is it cool to be a dancer?
Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!

What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A tap dance! Where do butchers dance?

At the meatball! How do hens dance?
Chick to chick

Why did the vampire enjoy Ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz

How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
Voodoo like to dance with me?

What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco

How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What do they say about dancing vampires?
T hey suck!

What do you call a one legged dancer?
Eileen A dancer walks into a studio "Ouch", he says

What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?
Tap dancing

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